Transcript of NMA Conan-Leno-Zucker CGI

This video has been making the rounds.

There is lots of interesting vocabulary which you can see by pasting the results into adso or google, although don't all recognize all the names for Conan( 康纳 kāngnà), Jay Leno(杰雷诺 jié léinuò), and [Jeff] Zucker(朱客 Zhū Kè ).

There are also slang and/or phonetic transliterations not picked up by these dictionaries unless you know pinyin, eg. 脱口秀 tuō kǒu xiù (talk show).

Here is the first 1 minute. Each line is one subtitle. Below the Hanzi I have the pinyin as generated by adsotrans.

美国深夜脱口秀大风吹
Měiguó shēnyè tuō kǒu xiù(talk show) dàfēng chuī

美国NBC台的“今夜秀”
长期由杰雷诺主持
康纳则主持深夜节目
同台兄弟井水不犯河水

Měiguó NBCtái de "jīn yè xiù"
chángqī yóu jié léinuò zhǔchí
kāngnà zé zhǔchí shēnyè jiémù
tóngtái xiōngdi jǐng shuǐ bù fàn héshuǐ

但NBC经理朱客为了节省经费
把雷诺的节目调到晚上
十点的黄金时段
晚间节目
全部往前拉
dàn NBCjīnglǐ Zhū Kè wèile jiéshěng jīngfèi
bǎ léinuòde jiémù tiáo dào wǎnshang
shí diǎn de huángjīn shíduàn
wǎnjiān jiémù
quánbù wǎngqiánlā

这样雷诺的新节目在十点钟开播
康纳则升到主持“今夜秀”的宝座
脱口秀比电视剧好制作
这样NBC一定是稳赚不赔的
对嘛
zhèyàng léinuòde xīn jiémù zài diǎnzhōng kāibō
kāngnàzé shēngdào zhǔchí "jīn yè xiù" de bǎozuò
tuō kǒu xiù bǐ diànshì jùhǎo zhìzuò

zhèyàng NBCyīdìng shì wěn zhuàn bù péi de
duì ma

这么好的点子
之前竟然没人想过

zhème hǎo de diǎnzi
zhīqián jìngrán méi rén xiǎngguò

可惜观众不赏脸
雷诺撑不住十点的收视率

kěxī guānzhòng bù shǎngliǎn

léinuò chēng bù zhù shídiǎn de shōu shì lǜ

康纳也抓不住“今晚秀”观众的心
渐渐流失收视
kāngnà yě zhuā bùzhù "jīnwǎn xiù" guānzhòng de xīn
jiànjiàn liúshī shōushì

朱客看到惨状
连忙试图挽救
又把雷诺时段调後
把康纳主持的“今晚秀”挤到午夜以后
康纳大为不爽
Zhū Kè kàn dào cǎn zhuàng
liánmáng shìtú wǎnjiù
yòu bǎ léinuòshíduàndiào hòu
bǎ kāngnàzhǔchí de "jīnwǎn xiù" jǐ dào wǔyè yǐhòu
kāngnàdàwéi bùshuǎng